What do I have to do? Set you on FIRE? Subject you to drunken sex-starved Goreans?

Go to The Vorpal Gnome. Download the ACTION! RPG. Tell us what you think.
It's free!

FREEEEEEE!!

It needs folks to look at it and give feedback. Luckily for you, it's entertainingly written.

Also, we could use some content on there. If this strikes your fancy, let me

Something has been going around... like Blog Herpes. It's kinda like Space Herpes, but with less tasty custard.

1. Blame: My parents. They had me. Now I'm your problem.

2. Rage: On a scale of 1 - 10? Probably 789956.98

3. Vacation: Malta, please.

4. Copulation: Have two already... We still practise. Just in case.

5. Fartner: Scott. If we are both in a ( Read more... )

Hey ho, here we go!

- Let's kick this off by linking to the last few Orcusvilles. Short description after the links:
Saturday was Holsome Love. More of the Fans. Ever play HoL?
Sunday was Needs More Theremin. Did you know Orcus was in a band with Demo and Nergal?
Monday was Reaching Around. Yeah, sometimes we just throw shit together. Death to false ( Read more... )